something to think about

Saturday, November 29, 2003

exersise is good for you, it's easy and fun too

Thursday, November 27, 2003

All I Need To Know In Life I Learned From A Cow PART 1

Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

Don't cry over spilled milk.

When chewing your cud, remember. . .
if there is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol
there is no taste!

The grass is greener
on the other side of the fence.

Learned From A Cow PART 2

Turn the udder cheek
and mooo-ve on.

Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth!

It's better to be seen and not herd.

Honor thy fodder and thy mother
and all your udder relatives.

Never take any bull from anybody.

Learned From A Cow PART 3

Always let them know who's bossy

Stepping on cow pies brings good luck

Black and white is always
an appropriate fashion statement

Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

What can we be thankful for?

nature -- wildflowers are so beautiful

clouds -- they are so pretty floating above us in that blue sky

aol journals -- where else can we vent without being yelled at

spell check -- even john over at By the way... couldn't live without it

chocolate -- need i say more

wildlife -- who doesn't gasp when they see a deer, rabbit, or birds

rain -- without there would be no rainbows, no flowers......

music -- it makes you happy, brings back memories, ect....

colors -- life would be dull if it looked like black and white movies

celebrities -- who else could we gossip about without feeling guilty

trash men -- what would happen to our trash without them

caffeine -- the only legal drug with "pep"

snow -- well, a little anyway, enough to make a snowman

nick at nite & tv land -- so we can watch all our old shows

our pets -- they love us when no one else does

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

From another Thanksgiving e-mail.

Thanksgiving Poem

Twas the night of Thanksgiving,

But I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned -
The dark meat and white
But I fought the temptation
With all of my might.

Tossing and turning
With anticipation
The thought of a snack
Became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen,
Flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge,
Full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey
And buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots,
Beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling
So plump and so round,
'Til all of a sudden,
I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling,
Floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding
And a handful of pie.
But, I managed to yell
As I soared past the trees....
Happy eating to all -
Pass the cranberries, please.

May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy
Have nary a lump,

May your yams be delicious
May your pies take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs.

May your Thanksgiving be blessed!!