#16

Hello, is this the FBI?

"Yes.  What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith.  He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI descend on Billy Bob's house.  The search the shed where the firewood is kept.  Using axes, the bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.  They sneer at Billy Bob and leave.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.  "Hey, Billy Bob!  This here is Floyd.  Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy birthday, buddy."