Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, whis is why I would not live forever." -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of you life." Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti smoking compaign.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." -- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton, President
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." -- A congressional candidate in Texas
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" -- Lee Iacocca
"We don't necessairly discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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