"When I sneeze, I put my hand in front of my mouth."
"Why do you do that?"
"To catch my teeth."
"What's a football made of?"
"Pig's hide."
"Why should they hide?"
"No. The pig's outside."
"Well bring him in. Any friend of yours is a friend of mine."
"Peculiar, isn't it?"
"What is peculiar?"
"A person can walk a mile without moving more than two feet."
"What's the idea of telling everyone I'm a jerk?"
"Sorry, I didn't know it was a secret."
"What is the difference between a sigh, a car and a jacka@@?"
"I give up."
"A sigh is "Oh, dear!" A car is too dear."
"And what is a jacka@@?"
"You, dear."
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