As I've matured.......

I've learned that: 

You cannot make someone love you.  All you can do is stalk them and  hope they panic and give in.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

No matter how much I care, some people are just jacka@@##.

It takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

You shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiam.

It is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

You can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

Not to sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.  I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.  I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

We are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

Artifical intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

That 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity.

The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.  And the real pains in the a@@ are permanent.